It was recently suggested to me that someone thinks I could be a spy, and that when I have my phone out I’m texting my wife to tell her about bad stuff that’s happening. I find that thought humorous. But (for what it’s worth) below you’ll find a transcript of every text my wife and I have sent to each other since the teacher work year started. I don’t delete them. You’re welcome to look at my phone whenever you like (just ask and I’ll hand it to you). If you suspect that some texts are missing, say so and I’ll produce a bill you can take home and reconcile (text by text) with the list below.
Got it! :) 4:45pm Oct 8
Where r u? 8:45pm Oct 7
CC: I wondered 5:10PM Oct 6
Home. I appreciate you not locking the backdoor. My keys never occurred to me. 5:01PM Oct 6
CC: Ok 7:48AM Oct 6
I just remembered you’re going to Kimball. Don’t go to the boe just for my badge. 7:46AM Oct 6
CC: Don’t forget cabinet man today 7:34AM Oct 6
CC: I’ll try 7:25AM Oct 6
Will you try and get my badge today? 7:22AM Oct 6
CC: K 4:12PM Sep 30
He’s gone. Email him… 4:11PM Sep 30
CC: Yes 4:10PM Sep 30
mr lane wants you to email him and let him know whether to come on Monday 4:09PM Sep 30
no net or phone since before the mouse 9:36PM Sep 29
text me when you’re. I’m beating up tucker… 4:29PM Sep 29
k 6:45PM Sep 26
CC: Want me to wait till u get here? 6:44PM Sep 26
Moving 6:40PM Sep 26
CC: Construction just before the rt 80 turn 6:40PM Sep 26
Stuck in Coretta. Wreck maybe. Can’t tell. 6:37PM Sep 26
CC: Where r u? 6:36PM Sep 26
CC: Yes leaving in a minute 6:34PM Sep 26
U still in War? 6:32PM Sep 26
lol 5:39PM Sep 26
CC: 6-8 teachers 5:38PM Sep 26
What is “plan” on tomorrow’s calendar? 5:37PM Sep 26
CC: I guess 5:30 Sep 26
That sounds like you’re at least part SIS instead of not SIS.
CC: Not this time but he wants me to go eventually 5:26PM Sep 26
So… Wednesday? Charleston? 5:24PM Sep 26
CC: Must be aCCess mail. I’ll check it when I get upstairs/ 5:22PM Sep 26
Sent u an email. Yes, sitting here next to Billings. 5:19PM Sep 26
CC: Did u go to Welch? 5:16PM Sep 26
CC: I’m going back to school for a bit 4:30PM Sep 26
u still meeting? Let me know what u do. Love, greg 4:12PM Sep 26
sorry 7:41AM Sep 26
CC: will you bring my hasp 7:00AM Sep 26
I don’t know what this means 10:18AM Sep 14
I gove up. dew we 6:34 Sep 23
CC: Where r ralph’s keys 8:01PM Sep 21
CC: In flos office 4:11 Sep21
Watching sandwiches bake. Where will you be? 4:10PM Sep 21
CC: I would walk over there but carry all this stugg 4:40PM Sep 20
CC: *phone number omitted* 4:36PM Sep 20
Still no Ralph 4:36PM Sep 20
CC: Still no Ralph? 4:32PM Sep 20
Waiting……… 4:31PM Sep 20
k 4:58PM Sep 16
Leaving 4:57PM Sep 16
home 4:29PM Sep 16
*names of student government election winners omitted* 3:22PM Sep 16
I’ve been asked to text you and ask what to do next. 5:08PM Sep 7
So u were right about my dr time. I looked on my way to the car. I made it. Waiting on a shot. New antibiotics. 4:00PM Sep 4
CC: Leaving 5:01PM Sep 2
CC: K 4:29PM Sep 2
Text me when you leave and I’ll consider actually getting dressed. 4:29PM Sep 2
CC: K 10:33AM Sep 1
Sitting in Dr Duty’s office near the florist on Fincastle. 10:32AM Sep 1
I’m here 4:15PM Aug 31
Leaving Welch. I’ll be a little late I guess 3:35PM Aug 31
CC: I hope not 2:42PM Aug 31
While I know that game exists, I don’t really know the rules. I’m afraid I’m going to end up at the ER for antibiotics before Tuesday. 2:39PM Aug 31
CC: just finished a game of duck duck goose 2:36PM Aug 31
CC: Me too 3:45PM Aug 30
I’m out 2:56PM Aug 30
Billings wanted me to ask you for the keys to mboyd’s old room. I forgot. 2:29PM Aug 26
CC: Ok 12:20PM Aug 20
I presume they’d bill our insurance. But I’ll ask. 12:20PM Aug 20
CC: Free? 12:18PM Aug 20
Flu shots available on demand at CVS. Just walk in. 12:17PM Aug 20
Fyi Flo just told everyone that if they don’t have a laptop they should see you at 10am 8:12AM Aug 19
CC: Can u come help me with a teport 3:33PM Aug 18
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