
I never was big on school lunch. I carried a metal lunch box to school with me. And everyday on the way home I would hunt for a gift for my mother to put in the lunchbox - a live lizard.
It was probably cruel (both to her and the lizard). I never remember anything that led me to believe that my mom liked lizards. (I'm pretty sure she didn't.) But lizards abounded in our part of Georgia and it became a routine. Sometimes it was a Green Anole (Anolis carolinensis) with a big neck fan. I liked the Five-lined Skink (Eumeces fasciatus) because its blue tail was pretty (I thought). Six-Lined Racerunner (Cnemidophorus sexlineatus) were common in the lunchbox. And there were always a few Ground Skinks (Scincella lateralis) around if I couldn't catch anything else.

I'd come in from school. "I'm home!"
She'd be in the kitchen. I'd take my lunchbox in and sit it on the counter. I'd sit down at the kitchen table. She'd look at me.
"There's not anything in your lunchbox today, is there?" she'd ask.
"No," I'd say. Then I'd giggle like a girl and sit there and wait.
Eventually she'd open the lunchbox. The scared, confused skink would jump out and run around the kitchen. Mom would let out some audible startle response. I'd laugh; then I'd save her by chasing down that day's reptile and taking it outside. Day after day...
Somehow she still loved me.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom...
4 comments:
Now that I am a mommy to em and lil I can TOTALLY relate....and by the way...what about the "alarm clock story"?
Maybe next year. And Considering the trauma I suffered, I'm not sure it's appropriate for Mother's Day...
I know what cha mean!!! By the way....Happy Mother's Day to you....because you were both at once....
huh?
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